Imagine how bored the person who invented mayonnaise must have been. Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess that person really needed a saucy hobby! 🥚😆🥄 Related funny posts 😂 “Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary. Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person. Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up. Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls? What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.