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Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

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I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

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Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

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I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

What if the universe wasn’t infinite or finite, but a secret third thing?

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

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Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.

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He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby, they is FAWKING in these books.

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She is both the storm and the shelter.

Just landed via YouTube:

Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

Just shared via Instagram:

Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

Seen just now on Threads:

All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

Trending via WeChat:

I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

Going viral on Telegram:

I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

Going viral on YouTube:

Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

Spotted on Twitch:

The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

Imagine how bored the person who invented mayonnaise must have been.

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Guess that person really needed a saucy hobby! 🥚😆🥄

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Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

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2 months ago

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Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

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2 months ago

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I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

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2 months ago

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I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

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2 months ago

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My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

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2 months ago

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Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

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2 months ago

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25 shares on Telegram this month:

Every word wishes it could sound as fun as falafel.

78 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

39 shares on Instagram this month:

Today feels like a good day for a cheeseburger.

78 shares on Snapchat this month:

Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

79 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

93 shares on TikTok this month:

I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.

94 shares on WeChat this month:

Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

51 shares on Facebook this month:

Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

95 shares on WeChat this month:

Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

47 shares on Twitch this month:

My favorite part about standing in line is watching the other lines move more quickly.

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Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

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I love when people start getting filler, and instead of looking younger, it’s just like okay, your face is getting really, really big in all directions.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Life so stupid, I just want a burger and to be held.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Just let your girlfriend be crazy, like who cares, bro.

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Vaginally speaking, he seems nice.

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I’m perverted, but in an elegant and whimsical way.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I love when people start getting filler, and instead of looking younger, it’s just like okay, your face is getting really, really big in all directions.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I like how my fridge also hums when it’s trying to concentrate.

Making waves on Twitch:

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

Just landed via Snapchat:

I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

Just landed via X:

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.

Seen just now on YouTube:

My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

Shared recently on Reddit:

When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

Going viral on Discord:

My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

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Imagine how bored the person who invented mayonnaise must have been.

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Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

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