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In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

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My ex texted me saying, “Hey, I miss you,” so I replied, “Sorry, I have zero bars — the past doesn’t have good reception.”

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She is both the storm and the shelter.

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If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

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I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

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My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

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IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.