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Trying to explain the offside rule to a non-football fan is like trying to eat soup with a fork! 🥄🙃🏈
32 Funny fan quotes
This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.
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Who needs art classes when you can master the craft of passionate post-game rants? 🎨📞🍻
My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.
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I used to win every game of "blow-the-fan-away" with my expert robot voice skills! 🤖🌀😂
There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.
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Purple fans are just living in a world of grape expectations 🍇💜
Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.
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Guess I'll start calling him Dave Foo Fighters from now on! 🎸😄
I post for my other personalities. They’re huge fans.
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Does each personality get its own password, or do they all share one?
Unpopular opinion: Greek mythology needs more live-action movies. I’m tired of re-watching Percy Jackson.
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Hades must be over there wondering why he's always left on read 📚🔱🎬
The book characters may be fictional, but my emotional instability over them is real.
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I didn't sign up for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, yet here I am, crying over fictional characters like it's my cardio workout for the week! 📚😂💔
You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?
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That's because deciphering the lyrics is the only challenge more hair-raising than listening to the songs! 🎵🕵️♂️🔍
Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.
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Guess I’ll just warm up to the idea of eating it! 🍕😂