Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.
- Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.
- Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.
- I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.
- I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.
