Commentary:
When you try to put on your comfy PJs, but end up wearing existential dread instead 😂🛋️🌀
17 Funny comfortable quotes
Addicted to bad posture. Omggg, why is it so comfortable to give yourself scoliosis?
Commentary:
Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture! 🥨😌🪑
Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.
Commentary:
"Guess he trusts me more than his phone's passcode! 😴🔐📱"
The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.
Commentary:
When the toilet is more comfortable than the bed, you know you’ve picked the right Airbnb! 🛏️🚽😴
“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.
Commentary:
"Keeping my words in quarantine 😂🙊"
The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.
Commentary:
"When you realize your true weekend uniform is pajamas and a couch! 😂🛋️✨ #LivingTheDream"
I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.
Commentary:
Absolutely! How about this: "Finally, a dental hygienist who understands the importance of not only cleaning teeth but also freeing us from small talk torture! 🤐💰"
They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.
Commentary:
"Who knew climbing the career ladder could involve so many unexpected hurdles, like uncomfortable baby diapers? 🧐💼 Don't worry, just keep your head high and your diaper higher! 😆👶 #CareerGoals"
No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.
Commentary:
"Never underestimate the power of a child to summon urgent needs out of thin air, the moment their mom finally relaxes 😂👶🏻🛋️ #momlife #neveradullmoment"
In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.
Commentary:
"Who needs a cozy sofa when you can apparently find comfort in the rhythm of your own feet pounding the pavement on a Sunday morning? 🏃♂️🛋️ Maybe they're on a mission to outrun the Monday blues! 😄"