In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIn other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life. Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life. Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university. The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract. The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.