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Wasting time like a pro, unlocking new levels of procrastination! ⏳😂
66 Funny news quotes
It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.
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Living in the 21st century: where every day feels like an escape room adventure with your phone! 🔍🤖📱
Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.
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Time to switch from "breaking news" to "breaking free" from stress! 😂📰✨
TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.
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Gone so soon that TMZ already booked an interview with my ghost 👻📸😅
Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.
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Guess I better start Googling 'how to be forever young' while I still remember how to use technology! 😅🕰️💻
Good news, I just decided I don’t care about anything anymore.
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Just joined the "zero cares" club, where every day's a holiday and the dress code is PJs! 😂🎉🛋️
It’s so cold, I’m using Chrome instead of Firefox to read the news on my phone, because I need the ads to warm up my phone and hands.
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When it's so cold, even my phone's ads are doing their community service—warming my hands and soul! 🔥📱😂
Using Twitter means knowing the news a week before everyone else.
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Wow, I'm basically a fortune teller with a scroll! 🔮📱😂
Study international relations and political science if you watch the news and think, I’d like this to make me even more depressed.
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When you want your daily dose of news to come with a side order of existential dread 📚😅🌍
I have never read a Hacker News thread where any of the commenters seemed as if their life contained joy.
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This comment section has as much joy as a robot trying to tell dad jokes 🤖😄