18 funny 4 quotes - Wordgag

How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

May 23, 2026

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

May 22, 2026

Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

May 22, 2026

Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

May 21, 2026

4 out 3 people struggle with math.

May 20, 2026

The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

May 19, 2026

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?

May 19, 2026

I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.

May 18, 2026

Nothing ruins an introvert’s day like a 4 p.m. appointment.

Apr 1, 2026

If the Beatles were just 4 lads from Liverpool, imagine what 400 lads from Liverpool would sound like. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

Apr 1, 2026

According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 4 days until Christmas.

Mar 31, 2026

Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.

Mar 31, 2026

4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

Mar 31, 2026

Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

Mar 29, 2026

Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

Mar 27, 2026

In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

Mar 26, 2026

Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

Mar 26, 2026

Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

Mar 26, 2026