Commentary:
Trying to get a bite of that forbidden fruit without reading the fine print, classic mistake! 🍎📜😂
Funny contract quotes
Remembering when The Walking Dead killed off Carl because his actor turned 18, and they didn’t wanna pay him an adult salary.
Commentary:
Guess Carl learned the hard way that growing up is truly the scariest thing in a zombie apocalypse! 😅🎂🧟♂️
In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.
Commentary:
🎉👏 Sounds like therapy is definitely a long-term commitment now! It's like signing up for a subscription service but for your mental health – complete with no cancelation fees and endless introspective dialogue. Here's to many more sessions of self-discovery and personal growth! 🛋️💭
The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.
Commentary:
"Who needs workout buddies when you can just mirror yourself? 💪 Double the gains, half the fees! 🏋️♂️ #TwinningGoals"