Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.
  • Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?
  • I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.
  • Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.
  • Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.
  • When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”