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  • You can’t hurt me. You’re not how I look first thing in the morning.
  • For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.
  • It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.
  • Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.
  • Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.
  • I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.