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Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

Commentary:
"Living the dream? More like living a nightmare! 😂💭 Who dreams of chaos and madness, am I right? This is the stuff of a comedy movie gone wrong! 🤪 #RealityCheck"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged assurance, disappointment, dream, expectation, here, humor, i, just, life, living, me, never, reality, right, sarcasm, shit, somebody, told on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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