In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!” Posted on5 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIn the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not. My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work. I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.