In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!” Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Life motto: Feeling tired all day, but suddenly energized when it's time to sleep 🕺💤 Who knew my inner party animal only comes out at bedtime? 🎉 #BedtimeBoogie" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not. To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.