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"Life motto: Feeling tired all day, but suddenly energized when it's time to sleep 🕺💤 Who knew my inner party animal only comes out at bedtime? 🎉 #BedtimeBoogie"

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Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

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Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

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I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

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Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

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Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

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Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

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“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

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I wish someone would light up the way Siri does when I say, “Hey.”

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When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?

69 shares on X this month:

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.

29 shares on Reddit this month:

Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

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Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

78 shares on X this month:

You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.

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Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

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Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

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This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

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If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my horniest.

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Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.

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At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

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The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

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I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

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Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

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I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

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I do my best to kill everyone with kindness, but they don’t seem to be dying.

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If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

Making waves on Twitch:

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

Trending via WeChat:

The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

Going viral on Twitch:

I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

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If boring was a brand, you’d be the ambassador.

Live now on Facebook:

US etiquette question: Do you need to tip the guy at the border who reads your last five years of social media history?

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In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

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Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

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