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"Life motto: Feeling tired all day, but suddenly energized when it's time to sleep 🕺💤 Who knew my inner party animal only comes out at bedtime? 🎉 #BedtimeBoogie"

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89 shares on Discord this month:

Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

28 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I tried selling my soul to the devil, and he said no.

33 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

63 shares on TikTok this month:

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

53 shares on X this month:

I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

29 shares on X this month:

Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

46 shares on TikTok this month:

Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

69 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

82 shares on YouTube this month:

Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

76 shares on X this month:

Turns out, college is all about forming unspoken, powerful bonds with people you talk to twice.

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Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

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Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.

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Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

How do couples who live together get anything done? I wouldn’t leave my bed if my girlfriend was in it.

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I’d rather lose you than the argument.

Spotted on Snapchat:

If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

Shared recently on Twitch:

All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

Just landed via TikTok:

Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

Trending via YouTube:

The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

Live now on Threads:

When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

Just landed via Facebook:

If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

Making waves on Twitch:

My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

The more I use social media, the more I see why children shouldn’t.

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In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

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In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

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