In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

Commentary:
"Life motto: Feeling tired all day, but suddenly energized when it's time to sleep πŸ•ΊπŸ’€ Who knew my inner party animal only comes out at bedtime? πŸŽ‰ #BedtimeBoogie"

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