In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!” Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Life motto: Feeling tired all day, but suddenly energized when it's time to sleep 🕺💤 Who knew my inner party animal only comes out at bedtime? 🎉 #BedtimeBoogie" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not. My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am. To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.
