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64 shares on YouTube this month:

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

53 shares on Pinterest this month:

Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

68 shares on Threads this month:

Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

34 shares on Messenger this month:

We interrupt coverage of one horrible story for breaking news of another horrible story.

70 shares on Snapchat this month:

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

92 shares on X this month:

Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.

81 shares on X this month:

Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

62 shares on Telegram this month:

20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

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Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

49 shares on Pinterest this month:

Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

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Please be nice to me. I’m in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person?

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I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

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If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

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My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert.

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Looking over both shoulders before googling “Chinese burger.”

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I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

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I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

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Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

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Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

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Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

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Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

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Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.

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Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

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The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.

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Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

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Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

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Life is weird and then you die.

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I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

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Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

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Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

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It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).

Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

Christmas is a very special time when I give my brother a $100 gift card, and he gives me a $100 gift card.

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It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).

Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

Christmas is a very special time when I give my brother a $100 gift card, and he gives me a $100 gift card.

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