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No, sorry, next week won’t work. I’ll be a shadow of what I once was.

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Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

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Not gonna lie, I just assume everyone is AI now.

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Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

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Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

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Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

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Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

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Not photogenic, but I probably look soooo good as a distant memory.

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At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

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I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

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It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

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Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

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You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

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There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

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You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

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Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

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Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

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You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

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I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

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Please don’t ask me to repeat myself. I wasn’t listening either.

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No, sorry, next week won’t work. I’ll be a shadow of what I once was.

Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

Not gonna lie, I just assume everyone is AI now.

Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

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“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

I wanna date one of those guys who really loves their girlfriend.

My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off.

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

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Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.

Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol.

Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.

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I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

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Just told my cat I’d give her 500 bucks to stop meowing.

When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

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