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Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

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Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

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My five-year plan is to just see what happens.

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If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

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Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

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Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

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Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny.

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I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

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I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

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I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

64 shares on Threads this month:

I love when I can smell my perfume on myself, like damn girl, you smell delicious.

33 shares on Slack this month:

Praying none of y’all are unwrapping podcast equipment.

73 shares on Discord this month:

I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.

83 shares on Twitch this month:

If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

79 shares on Facebook this month:

Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.

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Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

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The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

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Has anyone else noticed that it’s hard to do things when you don’t want to?

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I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

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Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

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Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

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They won’t teach you this in school, but life is all about going to weird little diners.

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I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

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If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

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Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

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You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

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Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.

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Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

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I’m professionally employed and personally unhinged. Balance.

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The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

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Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

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I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

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I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

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I put the “sexy” in “dyslexic.”

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They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

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Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

My five-year plan is to just see what happens.

If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

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