23 funny storytelling quotes - Wordgag

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

May 25, 2026

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

May 25, 2026

The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

May 25, 2026

If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

May 22, 2026

Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

May 21, 2026

I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

May 21, 2026

My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

May 21, 2026

No matter how messed up your situation is, someone on Reddit’s already lived it, cried about it, and made a 3-part update with screenshots and farmed 12k upvotes.

May 20, 2026

When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

May 19, 2026

I say “long story short,” and suddenly we’re in Act III with an intermission.

Apr 1, 2026

Tech bro obsessed with “storytelling,” but hasn’t read a book in the last 5 years.

Apr 1, 2026

Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for.

Apr 1, 2026

My husband loves when we fight, and I turn it into a limited series called And Another Thing.

Mar 31, 2026

There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.

Mar 31, 2026

To cut a long story short, I became a film editor.

Mar 31, 2026

The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

Mar 31, 2026

I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.

Mar 31, 2026

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

Mar 30, 2026

I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

Mar 30, 2026

The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

Mar 30, 2026

There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

Mar 29, 2026

Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

Mar 29, 2026

To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

Mar 29, 2026