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It feels so unethical to pursue a platonic friendship with someone that I’m extremely attracted to.

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Trying to be platonic while my heart’s doing the Macarena 😂💃🕺

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged attraction, feelings, feels, friendship, platonic, platonic friendship, pursue, someone, unethical on Jul 18, 2026 by slickboy.

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