Commentary:
Trying to be platonic while my heart’s doing the Macarena 😂💃🕺
64 Funny feels quotes
Being naked while wearing shoes feels more naked than being naked.
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When your shoes are the only attendees at the nudist convention 👟😳
It feels wrong to celebrate America’s birthday while it’s on life support.
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Oh, America, you always find a way to blow out the birthday candles, even in a hospital bed 🎂🇺🇸🤕
Scrolling through Netflix feels like you’re on a parody of a streaming service.
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Netflix: where your "to watch" list is longer than a CVS receipt 📜🍿
Sometimes you’re eating a salad, and it feels like it’s never going to end.
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When your salad feels like it's auditioning for the role of Neverending Gobstopper. 🥗😂
Everything feels like thinking the stripper likes me.
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Looks like I've cracked the code to life—spoiler: it's all just wishful thinking! 😅💸
You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.
Commentary:
Feeling like I might start seeing everyone as walking burritos soon 🌯😂 #OvulationProblems
The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me.
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Definitely a multi-level workout program 😂🏋️♀️🛑
When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.
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Adding a lab coat to the mix of passion and experiments! 👩🔬🔬❤️
Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time.
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Trying to convince myself that browsing the web on my laptop builds character, but scrolling through memes on my phone is practically a criminal offense 😂💻📱