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The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to Palantir.

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Just when you thought only Santa was watching…😳🎅 Now the urinals are in on the action! 🕵️‍♂️🚽

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged collection, data, data collection, humor, joke, Palantir, penis, privacy, scan, sell, sensor, urinal on Jul 18, 2026 by slickboy.

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