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"Keep calm and play hard to get… Wait, that didn't work – I'm already hard to want! 🤷‍♂️ Maybe I should try playing easy to get instead? 🤣 #DatingDilemmas"

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“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

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I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

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There is literally no rule that says you have to get married and start a family. Normalize splitting a mansion with your five best friends and ten dogs.

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Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

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If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

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I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

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Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

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If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

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You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

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Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back with your change.

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And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

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Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.

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If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

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“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

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Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

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Do you think Yoda says “7-6” instead?

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“I’m fluent in creating worst-case scenarios in my head.”

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Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.

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Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

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Weddings should have a worst man.

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Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

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While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

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Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

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You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

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The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

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Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

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Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

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If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

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Love it when my brain is like, “You forgot something,” and then refuses to elaborate.

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I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

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Think that’s enough todaying for today.

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You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

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Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

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