Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.
  • Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”
  • Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.
  • Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.
  • I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.
  • Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.