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It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

Witty quote humorously admitting to being hard to desire, playful and cheeky in tone.

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"Keep calm and play hard to get… Wait, that didn't work – I'm already hard to want! πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ Maybe I should try playing easy to get instead? 🀣 #DatingDilemmas"



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