Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Couples who scroll together, roll together! 📱❤️ #RelationshipGoals 😂" Related funny posts 🤝 You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry? My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning. Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball. Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time. Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.