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  • I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.
  • He’s a 10 but so is his volume.
  • Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.
  • The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.
  • “You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.
  • You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!