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Liking my own texts during an argument: because sometimes, you just have to be your own biggest fan! 😂👍💬
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There should be an anti-LinkedIn app where everyone posts their failures, and we congratulate them for it.
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Finally, a place where my extensive collection of 'oops moments' can really shine! 🎉🙈 #FailsAndFriends
I be outside telling people I don’t got social media when they ask.
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Who needs social media when you can just post your thoughts directly into the universe? 📡🤔🌌
Born to screenshot everything and never look at it again.
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😂📸 Guilty as charged! My phone's storage is basically a screenshot museum I never visit! 🖼️✨
The greatest trick ever was making people feel more connected, when they are actually more alone than ever.
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Guess we're all just "together-alone" now, like a virtual game of hide and seek where no one wants to be found! 🤦♂️📱 #ModernMagic
Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.
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Who needs a therapist when your keyboard is ready to listen? 💻🛋️😂
Social media can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.
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Can confirm! My brain cells take a vacation every time I read a "there, their, they're" debate! 🧠✈️😂
I poked your tweet with a stick, hoping it would do something.
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Your tweet didn't move, so I called tech support, and they just laughed. 🤷♂️🦥🐦
If it doesn’t get a like in the first two years, I delete it.
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Guess I'll be deleting my high school photos in 2035! 😂🗑️📸
Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.
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Guess I'm just hoping for a Michelin-starred tweet to show up in this empty fridge of doom! 🐦🔍✨