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561 Funny media quotes

Funny media quotes highlight the hilarious side of today’s digital world! 📱😂 Whether it’s getting lost in endless scrolling, mixing up social media posts, or laughing at over-the-top headlines, these quotes remind us that the media is often just as funny as it is informative. Get ready to laugh at the world through the lens of social feeds and news flashes! 📰😆📲

I be outside telling people I don’t got social media when they ask.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Born to screenshot everything and never look at it again.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

The greatest trick ever was making people feel more connected, when they are actually more alone than ever.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Social media can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I poked your tweet with a stick, hoping it would do something.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

If it doesn’t get a like in the first two years, I delete it.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Not to brag, but I don’t fight with people on the internet.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Welcome to Twitter, some random, judgmental stranger will be along shortly to complain about your tweets.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

This post is invisible, and only those going to Hell can see it.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I can’t wait to open my phone tomorrow and find out what we’re mad about next.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Twitter account so good even HR wants to see it.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Tweeting with no audience feels like screaming jokes into a cornfield.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?

Posted onMay 30, 2026

An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

Posted onMay 30, 2026

You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Blocking him isn’t enough. I need to watch his hairline recede.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

The more attention you get on this website, the less you enjoy being on it.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Why is everybody on LinkedIn thrilled all the time?

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I post for my other personalities. They’re huge fans.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

First in my bloodline to scroll Twitter for hours.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Twitter will always be your best app if you’re single, funny, or just depressed.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Using Twitter as a semi-vague posting journal for memory purposes.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

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