18 funny caution quotes - Wordgag

If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

May 20, 2026

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

May 20, 2026

It’s Monday, proceed with caution.

May 19, 2026

Before I agree to the new year, I wanna read the terms and conditions.

Mar 31, 2026

Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

Mar 30, 2026

People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

Mar 30, 2026

Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

Mar 30, 2026

“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

Mar 30, 2026

Never trust a wet fart.

Mar 28, 2026

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

Mar 28, 2026

You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

Mar 28, 2026

“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

Mar 27, 2026

Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

Mar 26, 2026

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

Mar 26, 2026

The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

Mar 26, 2026

Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

Mar 25, 2026

Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

Mar 24, 2026

With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

Mar 23, 2026