Washing your face is actually multitasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a spa day gone rogue! π§½πππ Related funny posts π€ The Princess and the Pea, except itβs a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day. Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse. Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at. You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules. Unfortunately for everyone, I will keep doing whatever I want.