It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

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Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

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If you think I’m evil, wait until you meet the man who made me this way.

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I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

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Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

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Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

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Showering at night is so sexy and clean and self-care vibes. Showering in the morning is so productivity core, cog in the machine core.

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Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

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Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

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I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

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You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?