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Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

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I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

2 weeks ago

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If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

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Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

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Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

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Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

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65 shares on Messenger this month:

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

89 shares on Facebook this month:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

53 shares on WeChat this month:

Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

73 shares on YouTube this month:

I hate that I’m so indecisive. Actually, I don’t know if hate is the right word.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

86 shares on Instagram this month:

I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

62 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Slipping into something more comfortable, another dimension.

69 shares on Instagram this month:

Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

46 shares on Telegram this month:

Prior to the arrival of Paper and Scissors, Rock faced no competition.

38 shares on TikTok this month:

I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

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Just shaved my whole body for Santa.

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I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

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Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

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Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

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Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

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I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

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Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

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Being a writer means canceling your plans so you have time to write, and then spending hours avoiding writing.

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She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.

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Spotted on WeChat:

Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

Spotted on YouTube:

Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

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My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

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I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

Spotted on Discord:

A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

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Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

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Twitter is cigarette for the eyes.

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When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

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Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

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It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

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