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When you have to ask for a yard pass, just to remind her you're not one of the kids! 😆🏡
99 Funny outside quotes
I be outside telling people I don’t got social media when they ask.
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Who needs social media when you can just post your thoughts directly into the universe? 📡🤔🌌
Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.
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When your sleep schedule is playing hide and seek with the sun! 😴🌞 #VampireVibes
I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.
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"I'm all in for mandatory adult recess! 🏖️☀️ Who's bringing the lemonade stand? 🍋😴"
Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.
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That’s one way to find out who’s truly committed to the match! 📣😂 #LocalLove
I miss my prime era (playing outside in the sun all day).
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Wouldn't mind trading adult responsibilities for some epic hide-and-seek championships right about now!
Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.
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Sounds like a recipe for confusion! 😂🥵🔄
Sometimes I wonder if the strangers I see when I go outside are actually the people I talk to online.
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Having an existential crisis every time I step outside: Are you my online buddies or just NPCs? 🤔🤖👀
Imagine going to see a situationship in 1868, and you go outside, and your horse is dead as hell.
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Why ride the emotional rollercoaster when you can take a horse to Heartbreak Hotel? 🐴💔
You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.
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Sounds like the thermometer and my brain are in perfect synch! 🥶🧠