11 funny visibility quotes - Wordgag

I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

May 21, 2026

Instagram should let you extend the run of one story for another 24 hours if the intended target didn’t see it.

Apr 1, 2026

Rudolph’s bright red nose would not have done anything to improve Santa’s visibility in dense fog.

Apr 1, 2026

To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

Mar 29, 2026

I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

Mar 29, 2026

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

Mar 27, 2026

The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

Mar 27, 2026

It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

Mar 27, 2026

The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

Mar 27, 2026

I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

Mar 25, 2026

But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

Mar 24, 2026