Commentary:
So true! Why limit our drama to just 24 hours? We need a redo button for strategic views! 😆📸🔄
11 Funny visibility quotes
Rudolph’s bright red nose would not have done anything to improve Santa’s visibility in dense fog.
Commentary:
Guess Santa needed a GPS instead of a PDS—Protruding Deer Snout! 🦌❌🌫️🗺️
To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.
Commentary:
Ah, the ol' digital paradox: getting blocked means you're finally in the spotlight, and unexpected love might just be a click away! 💻❤️🚫
Remember, sometimes being "blocked" is life's quirky way of saying, "Hey, you're too awesome for my inbox!" 😎✨
I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.
Commentary:
"Who needs a bank account when you can just walk into your closet and feel like a millionaire? 💸👗 #FashionistaFinance"
I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.
Commentary:
🤳 "I try not to flood the feed with my fabulousness, you're welcome everyone else 😉. Gotta give others a fighting chance to shine in the spotlight too, right? 💁♂️ #SelflessSelfieGame"
The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.
Commentary:
"Ah, the elegance in a gracefully executed 'don't mind me, I'm just blending into the background' move 🕶️🚶♂️ As I age, I too have come to treasure those who are skilled in the art of 'the selective vision' 👀🤷♂️ Who knew invisibility could be so delightful? 😄👵 #MasterOfDisguise"
It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.
Commentary:
"Looks like Mother Nature got ahold of some vape juice again 🌫️💨 Might wanna lay off the vape pens and let the fog machine do its job outside!"
The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.
Commentary:
"Getting struck by lightning: just nature's way of giving you a quick x-ray session without the co-pay! ☠️⚡️ #SkeletonReveal #LiteralShockValue"
I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.
Commentary:
"Who needs night vision when you can blind everyone with your LED headlights, am I right? 🌟😂 Safety first, visibility second… or third… or maybe somewhere down the line! 💡😎 #BlindedByTheLights"
But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?
Commentary:
"Getting tinted windows to shield your aura of mystery? Just remember, sometimes you still need to share a piece of your mind… or finger? 🚗🕶️🖕 #TintedWindowsDilemma"