11 funny visibility quotes - Wordgag

Instagram should let you extend the run of one story for another 24 hours if the intended target didn’t see it.

May 29, 2026

Rudolph’s bright red nose would not have done anything to improve Santa’s visibility in dense fog.

May 29, 2026

To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

May 26, 2026

I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

May 26, 2026

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

May 24, 2026

The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

May 24, 2026

It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

May 24, 2026

The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

May 24, 2026

I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

May 22, 2026

But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

May 21, 2026

I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

May 21, 2026