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I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.
The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.
I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.
To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.
The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

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2 months ago
Share →: To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

Commentary:
Ah, the ol' digital paradox: getting blocked means you're finally in the spotlight, and unexpected love might just be a click away! 💻❤️🚫
Remember, sometimes being "blocked" is life's quirky way of saying, "Hey, you're too awesome for my inbox!" 😎✨
3 months ago
Share →: I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

Commentary:
"Who needs a bank account when you can just walk into your closet and feel like a millionaire? 💸👗 #FashionistaFinance"
5 months ago
Share →: I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

Commentary:
🤳 "I try not to flood the feed with my fabulousness, you're welcome everyone else 😉. Gotta give others a fighting chance to shine in the spotlight too, right? 💁‍♂️ #SelflessSelfieGame"
5 months ago
Share →: The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elegance in a gracefully executed 'don't mind me, I'm just blending into the background' move 🕶️🚶‍♂️ As I age, I too have come to treasure those who are skilled in the art of 'the selective vision' 👀🤷‍♂️ Who knew invisibility could be so delightful? 😄👵 #MasterOfDisguise"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

Commentary:
"Looks like Mother Nature got ahold of some vape juice again 🌫️💨 Might wanna lay off the vape pens and let the fog machine do its job outside!"
5 months ago
Share →: The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

Commentary:
"Getting struck by lightning: just nature's way of giving you a quick x-ray session without the co-pay! ☠️⚡️ #SkeletonReveal #LiteralShockValue"
5 months ago
Share →: I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

Commentary:
"Who needs night vision when you can blind everyone with your LED headlights, am I right? 🌟😂 Safety first, visibility second… or third… or maybe somewhere down the line! 💡😎 #BlindedByTheLights"
5 months ago
Share →: But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

Commentary:
"Getting tinted windows to shield your aura of mystery? Just remember, sometimes you still need to share a piece of your mind… or finger? 🚗🕶️🖕 #TintedWindowsDilemma"
5 months ago
Share →: I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

Commentary:
"Talk about blind faith 🙈! Getting tattooed in an invisible spot takes a special kind of self-assurance…or a really trusting tattoo artist! 😅 Who needs a mirror when you've got guts like that? 🦾💉 #ConfidenceGoals"