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Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

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I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

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2 months ago

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So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

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2 months ago

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I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

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2 months ago

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People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

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6 months ago

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Being insane should at least burn calories.

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2 months ago

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50 shares on Slack this month:

My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

85 shares on Messenger this month:

May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat?

53 shares on YouTube this month:

Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.

56 shares on Telegram this month:

I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

64 shares on Reddit this month:

I remember when Britain used to be so rich, you’d be embarrassed to go into a Lidl or Aldi.

47 shares on WeChat this month:

Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

78 shares on TikTok this month:

Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

10 shares on Telegram this month:

I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

35 shares on Instagram this month:

Everyone’s worried about a recession, but babes, we’re heading for a dark age.

56 shares on Threads this month:

Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

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Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

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Going viral on Threads:

If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

Making waves on WeChat:

I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.

Trending via Reddit:

A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

Going viral on Instagram:

They should name a personality disorder after me.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

Live now on X:

Good morning, did you have a nice weekend? I ask my many open work tabs.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.

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I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

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Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

Being insane should at least burn calories.

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