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  • After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
  • My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.
  • Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’
  • I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.
  • I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?
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