I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

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I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

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Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

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Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

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A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

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You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

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Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

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Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

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Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

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Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

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Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.