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Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

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My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

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Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

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I must retire to my chambers about this.

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“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

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How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

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Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

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A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

Trending via Facebook:

I travel like I’m rich, then eat like I’m broke.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

Just landed via YouTube:

I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.

Going viral on Facebook:

I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

Trending via WeChat:

I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

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Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?

Just shared via Messenger:

Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

Just shared via Pinterest:

My body is a vessel for various dips.

I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

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Witty text about a quirky obsession with logic and conclusions, humorous and playful.

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72 shares on Instagram this month:

I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

19 shares on Reddit this month:

You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

72 shares on X this month:

Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

33 shares on WeChat this month:

If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

52 shares on Slack this month:

Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

87 shares on Threads this month:

I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

47 shares on WeChat this month:

Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

30 shares on Twitch this month:

What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

16 shares on Slack this month:

I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

62 shares on Instagram this month:

Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

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Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

If you’re having a good day today, don’t play Wordle.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Julia Garner most confusing name because it calls to mind both Julia Roberts and Jennifer Garner, but she is neither.

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People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

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Good luck to everyone out there trying to gather enough energy to function this week.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

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It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

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You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

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The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

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Live now on Threads:

I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Turns out I am the autistic one at “movie night,” who thought you’re supposed to actually watch the movie.

Seen just now on Facebook:

“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

Going viral on TikTok:

I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

Just shared via WeChat:

Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

Going viral on Twitch:

I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

Making waves on Messenger:

Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

Live now on LinkedIn:

I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

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I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.

Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

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I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.

Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

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