I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Coming to conclusions is my cardio! ๐ค๐โโ๏ธ๐ก Related funny posts ๐ I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss. I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions. When you say โYouโre going to hate me for this,โ youโre making a very large assumption that I donโt hate you already. I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, โwhoโd he kill?โ The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.