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65 Funny coming quotes

Funny coming quotes are the secret ingredient to adding a sprinkle of laughter to any moment 😄✨ Whether you’re looking to lighten up a conversation or simply want a giggle, these hilarious quips pack a punch of humor 😂😜 Get ready to chuckle as we dive into a collection of witty and whimsical lines that will leave you smiling from ear to ear 😁🎉 Perfect for sharing with friends or enjoying a solo laugh fest!

“I’ll see” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Spring is coming, and suddenly everyone remembers they enjoy life.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Sometimes I struggle to adjust to civilian life after coming home from the movies.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Every day we get closer and closer to Idiocracy coming true.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

There are no adults in the room. The cavalry is not coming. Everything was built by people no smarter than you.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I don’t need a maid. I just need someone to tell me once a week that they’re coming to visit, and I’ll panic-clean my entire house in less than an hour.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Once your parents move from “What time are you coming back” to “Are you coming back today,” you have won the war.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Someone from Facebook Marketplace is coming over to either buy the chairs I have for sale, or to murder me.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

Posted onMay 29, 2026

It’s amazing how much I accomplish around the house right before someone is coming over.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

Posted onMay 27, 2026

This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

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