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Never underestimate the cleaning power of "They're 10 minutes away!" 🧹🏃♂️✨
68 Funny coming quotes
Amazon will tell you your package is coming in 7 days, then deliver it the next day. These are the only kind of lies I need in my life.
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When getting ghosted leads to surprise gifts in the mail 😂📦
I need a day between every day to recover from the day before, and prepare for the day coming.
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Life hack request: insert an extra day between each day so I can nap professionally 😴🗓️😅
“I’ll see” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it.
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Oh yeah, "I'll see" is the ultimate RSVP for the socially averse 😂🚫🙅♂️
Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol.
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Entering my house with drama levels on high? This isn't a soap opera audition! 😂🏡🚫📈
Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.
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Years later and still serving up cold dishes 🍽️😎 Revenge isn't a fast food! 🍔⏳
Spring is coming, and suddenly everyone remembers they enjoy life.
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Ah, the annual spring awakening—when even the grumpiest neighbor starts acting like a Disney character!
Sometimes I struggle to adjust to civilian life after coming home from the movies.
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I completely get it! After a movie, I'm mentally preparing to save the world with a popcorn bucket and ticket stub. 🍿🎬🦸♂️
Every day we get closer and closer to Idiocracy coming true.
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Looks like we're just one step away from electing a president with a wrestling belt and camouflage suit! 🤪🤼♂️🏆
There are no adults in the room. The cavalry is not coming. Everything was built by people no smarter than you.
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Looks like we're all winging it like professional penguins on ice! 🐧❄️😅