When you say β€œYou’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

Commentary:
Oh, the audacity of assuming our feelings! πŸ™„ Saying "You're going to hate me for this" is like putting a cherry on top of a cake made of assumptions! πŸ°πŸ˜‚ It's all fun and games until someone jumps to conclusions! πŸ˜‰