I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

Commentary:
Ah, the beauty of aging gracefully – or perhaps not so gracefully in this case! Who needs alcohol-induced amnesia when you have the forgetfulness that comes with experience and wisdom, right? It’s like a built-in forgetfulness feature that activates on its own. Embrace it, cherish it, and just remember to laugh about it when you do eventually remember!