Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.
  • I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.
  • Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?
  • Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.
  • It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.
  • Do we barbecue with women or without salad?