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I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

Commentary:
"Who needs sports cars when you can get your adrenaline rush from spotting a rare blue-footed booby? 🐦👀 The only speeding this person is doing now is to catch sight of the elusive toucan! 🚗🕊️ #BirdLover #MidlifeBirding"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, birdwatching, crisis, escape, gone, hobby, humor, midlife, nature, straight on May 24, 2026 by slickboy.

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← I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm. The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January. →
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