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Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

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I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

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Using my one phone call to call Santa.

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My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

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A McRib killed my tapeworm.

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I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

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I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

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I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

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Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.

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The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.