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Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.

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Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

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I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

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My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

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I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

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I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

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67 shares on Slack this month:

Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

50 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

37 shares on WeChat this month:

The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

96 shares on TikTok this month:

If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’ll be running a 0.002K this weekend to raise awareness for laziness.

23 shares on Twitch this month:

Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

40 shares on Snapchat this month:

My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

54 shares on X this month:

I can’t flirt, but I’ll awkwardly giggle at everything you say.

64 shares on Facebook this month:

If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

80 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

74 shares on Slack this month:

You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.

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Can someone please invent 8 hours between 9 p.m. and midnight?

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Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

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It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

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Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

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I wonder if people who spend all their time screaming on the internet know there are way more fun things to do.

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You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

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She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

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If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

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It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

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Does anyone play Trivial Pursuit anymore, or did it retire with the encyclopedias?

Seen just now on Threads:

There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Just waiting for my laundry to be done so I can pop it in the dryer and forget about it again.

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Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

Going bananas on YouTube:

The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.

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My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

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I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

Going bananas on Instagram:

If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

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