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Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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Meow means woof in cat.

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Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

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The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

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“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

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Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

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Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

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Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

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The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

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Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.