Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

Don't be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

Commentary:
“Let it rip like a true thunderstorm! 🌧️💨 Embrace the symphony of bodily sounds, for in the world of nature, even the rain ☔ needs a little thunder! Let your bladder be the sky and your fart the lightning! ⚡😄”

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