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"Kim Kardashian planning to have her ashes scattered at sea? 🌊 Talk about blending in seamlessly with the plastic! ♻️ Maybe she'll finally have that oceanfront property she always wanted. 🏝️😂"

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AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

80 shares on X this month:

Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.

27 shares on YouTube this month:

I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

85 shares on X this month:

Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

41 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

80 shares on Instagram this month:

My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

38 shares on Snapchat this month:

Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

14 shares on WeChat this month:

Being gracefully unhinged is the only way to get through the everyday bullshit.

18 shares on YouTube this month:

My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

16 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

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If I were a higher power, and people were doing evil in my name, I’d probably stop it … but that’s just me.

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“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

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If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

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You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

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Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

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There hasn’t been a single person in human history that was remembered for spending their life working a 9-5 job.

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My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

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My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

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The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

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I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.

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Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

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Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

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Everything’s under control. I just don’t know whose.

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That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

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Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

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The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

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Rock bottom ain’t even that bad of a place to be if you’re into collecting rocks.

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I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

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My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

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Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid.

When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

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Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

Keep the laugh going 😂

God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid.

When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

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