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Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

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"Stranger: Your children are angels. 👼 Me: So was the devil. 😈 Who says innocence can't be mischievous!?"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged angel, children, devil, humor, irony, me, parenting, sarcasm, stranger on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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