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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

Commentary:
"Apparently, the silent treatment has reached new levels 😂🤫 Who knew not interrupting could be taken so seriously! 🙊"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged conversation, humor, i, interruption, marriage, relationship, want, wife on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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