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"Knowledge: Tomato is a fruit. Wisdom: Tomato doesn't belong in fruit salad. 🍅🥗 Stay sharp, folks, don't let tomatoes sneak into your fruit salads!"

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80 shares on Snapchat this month:

That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

66 shares on WeChat this month:

If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

40 shares on X this month:

Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

29 shares on Slack this month:

Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

99 shares on Twitch this month:

Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

12 shares on WeChat this month:

The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

26 shares on Telegram this month:

I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

57 shares on WeChat this month:

Social media is mental suicide.

71 shares on LinkedIn this month:

With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

51 shares on Threads this month:

I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

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I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.

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The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

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I wish it was socially acceptable to DM someone, “Hey, why did you and your partner break up?”

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Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

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I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

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Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

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I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

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“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

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When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

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All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.

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I’d rather lose you than the argument.

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Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence.

Trending via Messenger:

I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

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How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

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All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

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Beds are always the coziest when it’s time to get up and you don’t want to.

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Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

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My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

God knew I’d be too powerful if He made me not annoying to women.

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Keep the laugh going 😂

God knew I’d be too powerful if He made me not annoying to women.

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

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