Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Commentary:
“Knowledge: Tomato is a fruit. Wisdom: Tomato doesn’t belong in fruit salad. 🍅🥗 Stay sharp, folks, don’t let tomatoes sneak into your fruit salads!”

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