Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.
  • When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”
  • Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.
  • Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.
  • Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.
  • Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.