15 funny common sense quotes - Wordgag

My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

May 28, 2026

Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

May 28, 2026

My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

May 27, 2026

The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

May 27, 2026

My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

May 25, 2026

The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

May 25, 2026

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

May 25, 2026

Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

May 24, 2026

Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

May 22, 2026

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

May 21, 2026

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

May 20, 2026

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

May 20, 2026

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

May 20, 2026

Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

May 20, 2026

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

May 19, 2026