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Who knew common sense came without instructions? 🧠🤔📦
15 Funny common sense quotes
Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.
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Trying to use common sense in today's world is like bringing a calculator to a sword fight 🤔🔍😅
My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.
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"Common sense: not so common? 🚫🤔 Guess we're all just walking plot twists! 😂🙃"
The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.
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“Gone are the days when we picked up the phone like we were on a mystery game show! 🤔📞 Now it's more of a 'who's the masked telemarketer?' 🎭😂"
My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.
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"Apologies for overestimating the commonness of sense… 🤦♂️ Next time, I'll lower my expectations to 'barely-there sense' level! 🤪"
The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.
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Oh, the struggle of being surrounded by common sense-challenged individuals 🤦♂️🤦♀️ It's like trying to explain colors to someone who sees only in black and white! Embrace the chaos with a smile and a splash of sarcasm 😜 #CommonSenseStruggles
Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!
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Well, it's pretty baa-d and baffling to expect a lamb chorus in a movie about a serial killer with a taste for human flesh. 🐑🙉 Maybe it should have been titled "Silence of the Lambs… Because Lambs Don't Really Do Much Talking Anyway!" 🤣 #HeadScratcher
Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.
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"Trying to come between a girl and her fries is like challenging a tornado to a dance-off 💃🍟 Trust me, you do not want to mess with that kind of 'hangry' force of nature! 😂 #FriesOverGuys"
Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.
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Ah, the classic "file not found" error – a universal expression for when logic and reason fail to compute in someone's mind 😂 It's like they're stuck in a loop of confusion while you're smoothly navigating the common sense highway 🚗💨 Keep sprinkling common sense around like confetti and watch as others struggle to process it! 🎉💭
I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.
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"Ah, yes, because nothing says summer like being constantly reminded that you might melt into a puddle of sweat. 🌞😅 Perhaps next they'll send you a notification about the dangers of standing too close to the sun on a hot day. Stay cool out there, skin warrior! 💪😎"