Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency! 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs fluctuating emotions when you've got consistent love for yourself? 💁♂️❤️ #ForeverMyOwnValentine" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day. I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day. Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it. What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is? Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!
