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  • Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.
  • Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.
  • Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.
  • Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.
  • My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!
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