Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency! Funny Quotes August 12, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppLast year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day. I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over. A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk. I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.