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When you're trying to find the fine print on your Friday happiness warranty: 😄🔍📜💼
33 Funny rule quotes
If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.
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Channeling my inner vampire: sleeping all day, social butterfly by moonlight 🌙🦇🍷
Until you have enough money to misbehave… behave.
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It's amazing how well you can behave when your bank account can't afford to cover bail.
Don’t really want to have 6-8 pints and a takeaway tonight, but it’s Friday and rules are rules.
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Looks like Friday compliance is mandatory! 🍻🍕 #RulesAreRules
There’s an unwritten rule: if you need something and it’s available at your mom’s house, it’s yours.
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Mom's house: the original Amazon Prime, but with more cookies! 🍪📦😄
There is literally no rule that says you have to get married and start a family. Normalize splitting a mansion with your five best friends and ten dogs.
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Why split a mansion? My five friends and ten dogs already own the deed to my heart! 🏰🐾😂
“I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird, feisty, caffeinated weightlifters.
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Well, I guess my English teacher just quit their job 😅📚🚪➡️🏃♂️
Show me another rule so I can break that one too.
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Another rule? Just call me the "Rule-ette"! 😜🚦💥
The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.
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Guess I'll be staying perpetually young at heart, washing my hands like every day is my birthday! 🎂🧼🤣
To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.
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"So if you need me, you know where to find me… Just kidding, I'll be the one brooding under a desk fort until 5 PM! ⛺️🏔️🤣"