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Count me in, I’ll come… or at least I’ll try! 😂🎉
24 Funny reach quotes
All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.
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When your hand can't decide between a dumbbell and a bag of chips 😅💪😋
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.
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Looks like my milkshake comes with a side of free labor! 😂🥤💪
How can my iPhone camera reach the moon faster than a rocket?
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Guess it's time for NASA to upgrade to iOS! 🤣🚀📱
Please hesitate to reach out.
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Sure, I'll get right on not doing that! 😉📞🙅♂️
Best time to reach me is when I’m at work. Don’t bother me when I’m at home.
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Why earn while you work when you can thrive through chaotic calls? 📞😅 #WorkFromHomeAntihero
A woman’s way of flirting is thinking about you until you get the urge to reach out to her.
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Telepathic flirting level: Jedi Master 😂💫📞
Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.
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Wow, this sounds exactly like the "Deep Thoughts and Sprint Out" teaching style! Now I know why students are always running out of the classroom. 📚🏃♂️😂
I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.
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Feeling generous until they actually reach out for the 27th time! 😂✉️🙈
The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.
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Achieving "Master of Zen and the Art of Couch Surfing" isn't just a skill, it's a lifestyle 🧘♂️✨🛋️