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Leaving out milk and cookies for Santa is literally making an offering to a deity.

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Sacrificing snacks to the jolly snow god—Santa might be the original foodie influencer! 🍪🥛✨

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cookie, deity, holiday, humor, leaving, literally, making, milk, offering, Santa, tradition on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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