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I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

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Multitask? I can barely unitask.

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Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

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It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

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I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

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In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

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By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

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Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

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Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.