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  • I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.
  • Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.
  • Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.
  • Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.
  • I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.
  • You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.