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Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

I had bad luck with women twice. The first left me, the second stayed.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

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244 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Freshly posted on Discord:

Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

Just landed via WeChat:

Thaw me like one of your french fries!

Going viral on Threads:

Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

Shared recently on WeChat:

December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

Going viral on Reddit:

She is both the storm and the shelter.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Ugh, but profoundly.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I had a healthy appendix removed, just to show the other organs that I will not tolerate any bullshit.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

Making waves on Slack:

I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business, and my PE teacher was fat.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

2 months ago

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"Guess who's not getting behind the wheel on this adventure? 🚗👸 Safety first, folks! Let the passenger princess reign supreme! 👑😄"

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

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2 months ago

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Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

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2 months ago

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I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

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2 months ago

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Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

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2 months ago

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Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

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2 months ago

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The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

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1 month ago

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93 shares on TikTok this month:

Sometimes people come into your life — and they need to stop doing that.

69 shares on Reddit this month:

I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.

24 shares on Twitch this month:

I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

55 shares on Instagram this month:

“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

12 shares on Twitch this month:

Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.

85 shares on YouTube this month:

Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

100 shares on Pinterest this month:

“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.

11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.

83 shares on Slack this month:

I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

53 shares on Slack this month:

Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.

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Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

Might quit my job to focus on summer.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Ugh, but profoundly.

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Shared recently on TikTok:

Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

Spotted on Snapchat:

When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

Breaking via Slack:

Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

Just landed via Reddit:

Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go, like feathers falling from an angel’s wings.

Spotted on YouTube:

Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Isn’t your email address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

Going viral on Twitch:

Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

Just shared via Discord:

I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

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Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

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