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Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

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"Watch out for those stormy gusts, skinny friends! 🌪️ Donuts are not just a treat, they're a protective shield against the forces of nature! 🍩💨 Safety first, waistline second! 😄"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged around, donuts, food, humor, people, safety, self-care, skinny, storms, weight on May 21, 2026 by slickboy.

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