Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own. Commentary:"Looks like Mama's fool-proof plan had a clever twist! 🤪🃏 #SelfMadeFool #BlameItOnMyself" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again. My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity. I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway. April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.