Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

Mama didn't raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

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“Looks like Mama’s fool-proof plan had a clever twist! 🤪🃏 #SelfMadeFool #BlameItOnMyself”

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