Many of you need to put โlighten upโ on your resolutions list. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:New Yearโs resolution: Add helium to your to-do list! ๐๐ Related funny posts ๐ค I donโt wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately. Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat. That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January. A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.