Maybe your baby is crying because it wants a cigarette. Posted onMar 13, 2026Mar 13, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes Commentary:That's one way to ensure the baby stays up all night perfecting its poker face! Related funny posts 😂 The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title. Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works. Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby. After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face. If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.