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Scientists spilling facts like a chihuahua on an espresso binge! 🐶☕🔬
35 Funny crying quotes
Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…
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Channeling my inner emotional superstar while staying in my lane, where are the Oscars for road performances? 🎭🚗😂
Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.
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That onion's not the only thing making me tear up! 😂🧅😢
Now hush, Lil Labubu, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be Dubai.
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Lil Labubu is getting a first-class upgrade from the crying queue to the shopping spree aisle! 🛍️✈️😆
Maybe your baby is crying because it wants a cigarette.
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That's one way to ensure the baby stays up all night perfecting its poker face!
All human behavior is performative, besides the crying of an infant.
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Ah, babies: the only humans who could win a talent show with uncontrollable sobbing! 🏆😂👶
Have to connect the printer to my new laptop, and my goal is to cry no more than three times.
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Sounds like a two-tissue job with a side of tech tears 😂🖨️💻
Adulthood is just saying “it is what it is,” and then crying in your car to a song from 2012.
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Embracing adulthood one tearful karaoke session at a time! 🚗🎤😭
Off to my crying appointment (therapy).
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Just another day at the 'Tearapy' spa! 😭🛁💆♂️
Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.
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Sure, sounds like a perfect plan for a Friday night date—bring snacks for the tears! 😂🍿💼